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Only Villains Do That (Web Novel)

Associated Names:

N/A

Year:

2022

Author:

Webbonomicon

Description:

While waiting on an Akihabara train platform one day, ordinary high schooler Yoshi Shinonome was suddenly plucked from his normal life in Japan and whisked away by a beautiful goddess to Ephemera, a world of magic and adventure, to serve as her Hero and drive back the evil Dark Lord.


This is not his story.


Standing nearby at the moment Yoshi was isekai'd was a man named Seiji - a rude, cranky, misanthropic musician who was not at all pleased to find himself also snatched up and transported to Ephemera by the goddess's wicked sister, Virya. According to this self-proclaimed Goddess of Evil, the whole fantasy adventure thing was a game she and her sister played to stave off the boredom of immortality, and since the good goddess, Sanora, had picked her Hero...well, Virya needed a Dark Lord.


A grown man with his own career and ambitions, Seiji has no interest in playing. Unfortunately for him, the call to adventure was not a request. Now, he must conquer Ephemera and defeat the Hero...or Virya promises to make him beg for the release of death before granting it. Playing along for his own survival, Seiji nonetheless is under no illusions who his true enemy is, and it's not the naive young would-be Hero from his own world.


Placed in an impossible position, Seiji must make enough progress toward world domination to keep his sadistic patron goddess off his back, but not so much that he can't strike an accord with the forces of Good and convince the Hero Yoshi that it's the goddesses who are their mutual enemy. Forced to embrace Evil without being too evil, Seiji walks the razor's edge, building his forces and biding his time till he can get revenge on the goddesses and be free of them, his only certainty that he will not be getting out of this with his hands clean.


A Dark Lord's gotta do what a Dark Lord's gotta do.

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03 days 13h 38m 55s. (85 hours) • 4256 • 2023-10-03 11:59:16

Chapters (193/0)

ID The chapter Time Addition Time
143Chapter 4.1 In Which the Dark Lord Actually Does RPG Stuff for a Change00:38:362023-10-03
142Chapter 3.34 In Which the Dark Lord Plays Queenmaker00:42:552023-10-03
141Chapter 3.33 In Which the Dark Lord Takes Over00:28:292023-10-03
140Chapter 3.32 In Which the Dark Lord Yields00:33:402023-10-03
139Chapter 3.31 In Which the Dark Lord Almost Wins00:27:572023-10-03
138Chapter Bonus 12 In Which the Party Greets the Guest of Honor00:30:022023-10-03
137Chapter 3.30 In Which the Dark Lord Goes to Hell and Gets a Souvenir00:27:412023-10-03
136Chapter Bonus 11 In Which the Boss Leans In00:28:212023-10-03
135Chapter 3.29 In Which the Dark Lord Unburdens Himself00:20:522023-10-03
134Chapter Bonus 10 In Which the Lads Unravel a Mystery00:26:302023-10-03
133Chapter 3.28 In Which the Dark Lord Signs Up for Disaster00:27:242023-10-03
132Chapter 3.27 In Which the Dark Lord Tries Diplomacy00:28:152023-10-03
131Chapter 3.26 In Which the Dark Lord Receives a Delivery00:29:562023-10-03
130Chapter 3.25 In Which the Dark Lord's Personnel Decisions Come Under Scrutiny00:19:532023-10-03
129Chapter 3.24 In Which the Dark Lord Gets Schooled00:25:382023-10-03
128Chapter 3.23 In Which the Dark Lord is Too Late00:24:022023-10-03
127Chapter 3.22 In Which the Dark Lord Gets a Warm Welcome00:25:382023-10-03
126Chapter 3.21 In Which the Dark Lord Confronts His Nemesis00:24:382023-10-03
125Chapter 3.20 In Which the Dark Lord Rethinks His Position00:21:392023-10-03
124Chapter 3.19 In Which the Dark Lord Lays it All Out00:21:072023-10-03
123Chapter Bonus 9: In Which the Scout Commences Counter Revolutionary Activities00:29:282023-10-03
122Chapter 3.18 In Which the Dark Lord Comes to the Bridge and Blows It Up00:33:032023-10-03
121Chapter 3.17 In Which the Dark Lord Will Cross that Bridge When He Comes to It00:27:492023-10-03
120Chapter 3.16 In Which the Dark Lord Gets a Second Opinion00:26:532023-10-03
119Chapter 3.15 In Which the Dark Lord Presses the Big Red Button00:23:432023-10-03
118Chapter 3.14 In Which the Dark Lord Does the Right Thing, Sort Of00:25:092023-10-03
117Chapter 3.13 In Which the Dark Lord Bends the Knee00:21:342023-10-03
116Chapter 3.12 In Which the Dark Lord Gets No Respect00:27:452023-10-03
115Chapter 3.11 In Which the Dark Lord Gets the Bad News00:27:442023-10-03
114Chapter 3.10 In Which the Dark Lord Keeps the Peace00:24:392023-10-03
113Chapter 3.9 In Which the Dark Lord Shakes on It00:24:132023-10-03
112Chapter 3.8 In Which the Dark Lord Gets Taken For a Ride00:25:042023-10-03
111Chapter 3.7 In Which the Dark Lord Cleans Up00:26:042023-10-03
110Chapter 3.6 In Which the Dark Lord Makes the Call00:25:432023-10-03
109Chapter 3.5 In Which the Dark Lord Helps00:24:032023-10-03
108Chapter 3.4 In Which the Dark Lord Finds His Sparkle00:29:092023-10-03
107Chapter 3.3 In Which the Dark Lord Has an Idea. An Awful Idea. The Dark Lord Has a Wonderful, Awful Idea00:29:562023-10-03
106Chapter 3.2 In Which the Dark Lord Descends00:25:202023-10-03
105Chapter 3.1 In Which the Dark Lord Steps in It00:25:592023-10-03
104Chapter Bonus 8 In Which Aster Has to Instigate the Talk00:28:322023-10-03
103Chapter Bonus 7: In Which the Chancellor Schemes00:30:112023-10-03
102Chapter Bonus 6: In Which the Ranger Springs a Trap00:39:212023-10-03
101Chapter oda: In Which the Call is Heard00:26:492023-10-03
100Chapter 2.45 In Which the Dark Lord Wears the Pants in the Relationship00:44:572023-10-03
99Chapter 2.44 In Which the Dark Lord Loses Patience00:25:222023-10-03
98Chapter 2.43 In Which the Dark Lord Catches a Break00:31:032023-10-03
97Chapter 2.42 In Which the Dark Lord Gives Peace a Chance00:28:262023-10-03
96Chapter 2.41 In Which the Dark Lord Puts His Foot Down00:25:242023-10-03
95Chapter 2.40 In Which the Dark Lord Destroys00:32:572023-10-03
94Chapter 2.39 In Which the Dark Lord Gets Some Help00:29:442023-10-03

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