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Only Villains Do That (Web Novel)

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Year:

2022

Author:

Webbonomicon

Description:

While waiting on an Akihabara train platform one day, ordinary high schooler Yoshi Shinonome was suddenly plucked from his normal life in Japan and whisked away by a beautiful goddess to Ephemera, a world of magic and adventure, to serve as her Hero and drive back the evil Dark Lord.


This is not his story.


Standing nearby at the moment Yoshi was isekai'd was a man named Seiji - a rude, cranky, misanthropic musician who was not at all pleased to find himself also snatched up and transported to Ephemera by the goddess's wicked sister, Virya. According to this self-proclaimed Goddess of Evil, the whole fantasy adventure thing was a game she and her sister played to stave off the boredom of immortality, and since the good goddess, Sanora, had picked her Hero...well, Virya needed a Dark Lord.


A grown man with his own career and ambitions, Seiji has no interest in playing. Unfortunately for him, the call to adventure was not a request. Now, he must conquer Ephemera and defeat the Hero...or Virya promises to make him beg for the release of death before granting it. Playing along for his own survival, Seiji nonetheless is under no illusions who his true enemy is, and it's not the naive young would-be Hero from his own world.


Placed in an impossible position, Seiji must make enough progress toward world domination to keep his sadistic patron goddess off his back, but not so much that he can't strike an accord with the forces of Good and convince the Hero Yoshi that it's the goddesses who are their mutual enemy. Forced to embrace Evil without being too evil, Seiji walks the razor's edge, building his forces and biding his time till he can get revenge on the goddesses and be free of them, his only certainty that he will not be getting out of this with his hands clean.


A Dark Lord's gotta do what a Dark Lord's gotta do.

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03 days 13h 38m 55s. (85 hours) • 4256 • 2023-10-03 11:59:16

Chapters (193/0)

ID The chapter Time Addition Time
193Chapter 4.47 In Which the Dark Lord Calls Upon the Goddess00:24:202023-10-03
192Chapter 4.46 In Which the Dark Lord Sends Other People's Plans Awry00:23:412023-10-03
191Chapter 4.45 In Which the Dark Lord's Plans Go Awry00:22:352023-10-03
190Chapter Bonus 16: In Which the Hero Picks the Wrong Place to Put His Foot Down00:26:352023-10-03
189Chapter 4.44 In Which the Dark Lord Doesn't Get to Be the Center of Attention00:21:582023-10-03
188Chapter 4.43 In Which the Dark Lord Doesn't Make the Rules00:26:132023-10-03
187Chapter 4.42 In Which the Dark Lord Courts Death00:24:572023-10-03
186Chapter 4.41 In Which the Dark Lord Comes Back with a Warrant00:21:432023-10-03
185Chapter 4.40 In Which the Dark Lord Returns00:27:522023-10-03
184Chapter 4.39 In Which the Dark Lord Reflects on the Eve of Battle00:24:362023-10-03
183Chapter 4.38 In Which the Dark Lord Sets Up His Pieces00:24:442023-10-03
182Chapter 4.37 In Which the Dark Lord Has Issues With the Women in His Life00:25:482023-10-03
181Chapter 4.36 In Which the Dark Lord Weaves a Tangled Web00:24:202023-10-03
180Chapter 4.35 In Which the Dark Lord Barks Up the Right Tree00:26:302023-10-03
179Chapter 4.34 In Which the Dark Lord Hurts Some Feelings00:25:212023-10-03
178Chapter 4.33 In Which the Dark Lord Keeps Up With the Aelthwyns00:25:132023-10-03
177Chapter 4.32 In Which the Dark Lord Receives an Invitation00:24:452023-10-03
176Chapter 4.31 In Which the Dark Lord Finds a Weak Spot00:28:042023-10-03
175Chapter 4.30 In Which the Dark Lord Has Had Enough00:21:412023-10-03
174Chapter 4.29 In Which the Dark Lord Deals in Absolutes00:23:212023-10-03
173Chapter 4.28 In Which the Dark Lord Finds a Familiar Face00:21:312023-10-03
172Chapter 4.27 In Which the Dark Lord Falls For It00:24:032023-10-03
171Chapter 4.26 In Which the Dark Lord Terrorizes the Help00:25:002023-10-03
170Chapter 4.25 In Which the Dark Lord Intrudes00:22:482023-10-03
169Chapter 4.24 In Which the Dark Lord Has His Ups and Downs00:22:052023-10-03
168Chapter 4.23 In Which the Dark Lord Sponsors a Team Building Activity00:22:312023-10-03
167Chapter 4.22 In Which the Dark Lord's Expertise Comes in Handy00:25:062023-10-03
166Chapter 4.21 In Which the Dark Lord Makes His Case00:26:362023-10-03
165Chapter 4.20 In Which the Dark Lord Knows Who's Been Naughty or Nice00:21:222023-10-03
164Chapter 4.19 In Which the Dark Lord Tells the Truth00:23:432023-10-03
163Chapter 4.18 In Which the Dark Lord Gets His Way00:20:502023-10-03
162Chapter 4.17 In Which the Dark Lord's Good Mood is Spoiled00:26:142023-10-03
161Chapter Bonus 15: In Which the Gears Begin to Turn00:30:132023-10-03
160Chapter Bonus 14: In Which the Captain Treads Lightly00:33:002023-10-03
159Chapter Bonus 13: In Which a Queen Wields a Blade00:29:312023-10-03
158Chapter 4.16 In Which the Dark Lord Gets Told00:24:282023-10-03
157Chapter 4.15 In Which the Dark Lord is Thwarted00:23:332023-10-03
156Chapter 4.14 In Which the Dark Lord Feels a Chill Run Down His Spine00:21:542023-10-03
155Chapter 4.13 In Which the Dark Lord Makes a House Call00:24:482023-10-03
154Chapter 4.12 In Which the Dark Lord is Off to the Races00:24:382023-10-03
153Chapter 4.11 In Which the Dark Lord Ruins a Party00:29:382023-10-03
152Chapter 4.10 In Which the Dark Lord Catches Up00:25:142023-10-03
151Chapter 4.9 In Which the Dark Lord Threads the Needle00:23:102023-10-03
150Chapter 4.8 In Which the Dark Lord Gets a Handout00:25:192023-10-03
149Chapter 4.7 In Which the Dark Lord Isn't Even the Most Dramatic Person in the Room00:26:292023-10-03
148Chapter 4.6 In Which the Dark Lord Lays Down the Law, Again00:28:392023-10-03
147Chapter 4.5 In Which the Dark Lord Throws Them a Bone00:35:252023-10-03
146Chapter 4.4 In Which the Dark Lord Hosts00:24:452023-10-03
145Chapter 4.3 In Which the Dark Lord Herds Cats00:27:542023-10-03
144Chapter 4.2 In Which the Dark Lord Musters his Forces00:30:342023-10-03

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